Win A New Honda - Charity Raffle

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    Win A New Honda - Charity Raffle

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, Apr 19, 2007
  2. A city boy moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for
    $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

    The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad
    news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my money back." "Can't do
    that. I went and spent it already." "OK, then, just unload the donkey."
    "Whatya gonna do with him?" "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle
    off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's

    A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "What happened
    with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
    dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Just
    the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back!"
    domain invalid, Apr 19, 2007
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