Why Spaz hates the Fit

Discussion in 'Fit' started by Jim Mowreader, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. I've been flipping through this group for the last few days and noticed
    something: Spaz, whomever he may be, really dislikes the Honda Fit.

    The Fit isn't my cup of tea either--it reminds me of a small station
    wagon, and I don't do station wagons--but lots of other people must like
    them, so I'll leave them be.

    But this guy Spaz! Oh...he loathes the Fit with every fiber of his
    being. He cannot STAND the thought of the Fit being within 40 miles of
    him. Why would that be? I mulled over it for a few moments...

    A Fit stole his girlfriend
    A Fit ran over his puppy
    A Fit spent all day signing him up for spam
    A Fit enrolled him in the Marines
    A Fit drank all his beer
    A Fit told his mom he has cooties
    A Fit maxed out his credit cards
    A Fit got him in six bar brawls

    And so our friend Spaz, he who is girlfriend-less, puppy-less, with no
    beer and no credit, with a flat nose, a case of cooties, and
    thirty-seven gigs of spam waiting for him when he gets out of the
    Marines...is gonna do everything in his power to make sure no one else
    gets abused by a Fit.

    Sorry, man, we're on to you.

    --jm
     
    Jim Mowreader, Jul 19, 2006
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    Larry in AZ Guest

    Bwahahaha..! Thanks. I'm unaware of this guy, but that made my day...
     
    Larry in AZ, Jul 19, 2006
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    Rob Guest

    I like the idea of the fit , but it is ugly car. The Police would stop you
    and give you an ugly ticket.
     
    Rob, Jul 23, 2006
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    Mike Doyle Guest


    It's the driver, not the car.
     
    Mike Doyle, Jul 24, 2006
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    Spaz Guest

    Wrong. I ALWAYS have plenty of beer.
     
    Spaz, Jul 24, 2006
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