What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car?

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Rob, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. Rob

    Rob Guest

    What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
    seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
    their car ?
    Rob, Jun 22, 2007
  2. WORKING on your car...battery acid. It will destroy your clothes
    inside 24 hours.

    Just driving, maybe spills from coffee cup.

    Lawrence Glickman, Jun 22, 2007

  3. Battery acid will not touch polyester.

    I used to work at a gas station as a teen -- $0.32 per gallon -- and we wore
    Levi Nuvo (Nuevo???) flares because the battery acid would not eat holes in
    them before the end of the shift, like it would eat Levi jeans. Our gas
    station shirts were also a polyester blend for the same reason.

    Acid eats cotton and other natural fibers, but it will not eat plastic
    clothes. Of course, plastic clothing has other overhead that makes it
    undesirable, but if you need something that batteries don't go after plastic
    is hard to beat.
    Jeff Strickland, Jun 22, 2007
  4. Carne Asada Burrito grease ...
    Jeff Strickland, Jun 22, 2007
  5. Well it sure snarfed up the (presumably) nylon carpet on the floor mat
    of my Acura. Didn't bother the rubber backing much.
    Gordon McGrew, Jun 22, 2007
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    DougW Guest

    DougW, Jun 22, 2007
  7. Rob

    Bill Putney Guest

    Your generalisation about plastic is not correct. Battery acid will
    *absolutely* destroy nylon very quickly (within seconds or minutes).
    Try it on something you know is nylon.

    Bill Putney
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    address with the letter 'x')
    Bill Putney, Jun 22, 2007
  8. Rob

    Bill Putney Guest

    Yep - nylon is not at all resistant to it.

    Bill Putney
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    address with the letter 'x')
    Bill Putney, Jun 22, 2007
  9. A stiff brush will help get the little chunks of burrito out of your pants zipper,
    and next time tell her not to eat stomach-upsetting food "beforehand". :)
    MasterBlaster, Jun 22, 2007
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    Tony Guest

    Well, technically not while driving.. While parked in my 68 Mustang in
    a secluded spot near the White House.. I told that bitch, Monica I'd
    buy here a new G*d-Damned Dress..

    -Bill C.
    Tony, Jun 22, 2007
  11. Cum Stains.
    The Wolf With the Red Roses, Jun 22, 2007
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    John S. Guest

    It was that large cup of very hot cofffee from McDonalds that spilled
    right in my lap as I was dialing my cell phone. Yes, it permanently
    stained my custom made pants, hand-sewn leather shoes,andd very
    expensive italian leather car seat. Not to mention that my voice is
    now two octaves higher. And I'm gonna sue.
    John S., Jun 22, 2007
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    CopperTop Guest

    I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really
    stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.

    CopperTop, Jun 22, 2007
  14. Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.
    sonofabitchsky, Jun 22, 2007
  15. Reminds me of when I porked this school whore in my 1980 Rx-7 and
    broke the back to my front seat. She juiced it up pretty bad. Smelled
    like a can of tuna left out in the sun.
    sonofabitchsky, Jun 22, 2007
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    Deke Guest

    After the previous post you made, the mental picture is
    priceless. No condom, eh?
    Deke, Jun 22, 2007
  17. No, that wasn't her, but I did learn how valuable rubbers are I was at
    the free clinic a week later pissing out razor blades and getting a 6"
    wooden Q-tip shoved up to my prostate...
    sonofabitchsky, Jun 22, 2007
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    Lon Guest

    Jeff Strickland proclaimed:
    Wear wool. The battery acid won't hurt it, the sodium hyrdoxide you use
    to neutralize the battery acid will...
    Lon, Jun 23, 2007
  19. Rob

    Jim Warman Guest

    You guys should stop jerking off in your cars.... you're gonna go blind and
    grow hair on your palms...
    Jim Warman, Jun 23, 2007
  20. Rob

    Bill Putney Guest

    Oh great! Nihilist children without self-control and self-repsect come
    to usenet. Why don't you guys take this kind of stuff to myspace or

    Bill Putney
    (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
    address with the letter 'x')
    Bill Putney, Jun 23, 2007
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