Terminal p0013, 2019 Honda CRV (desperate help needed)

Good day, I'm brand new to the honda community. I'm posting this issue here before even looking it up as I'm sure I'm the only one facing this issue. I got the 2019 CR-V 1.5L Turbo Touring model with less than 80k Miles last year. I planned on using it for Uber, but shortly after gave me an unsolvable problem, a p0013. All of the dash lights are on, including AWD, and no systems are working. I've been to several mechanics, none were able to figure out anything other than replacing the Valve control solenoid, which is the only thing relating to the P0013 (it has been replaced 4 times). Sometime this year I finally decided to visit the Honda dealership, as no other mechanic, including my own (mechanic of 40 years) were able to figure out a solution. The dealership told me "the valves just needed adjusted". The quote was too high, so I took it to Canadian Tire to have it done. The problem persists.
Scanning the car with a reader only shows the P0013, when reset with engine off, key on ON, the code comes back (along with every other light) right away, I mean before even starting the engine. Everything is fine, fuel economy is over 40mpg mixed driving.
I have a dashcam recording all work done. Does anyone have any advice, insight, some kind of miracle they can offer?
The vehicle is from out of province and cannot be sold unless inspected, and it obviously won't pass. I have been dealing with this nightmare for over a year now, and thousands (over 5k usd) spent on potential diag's and "fixes".