oil cooler kit for honda cr-v

Discussion in 'CR-V' started by jack, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. jack

    jack Guest

    can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 honda cr-v ?

    if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to install and
    performs well.

    thanks
     
    jack, Aug 3, 2009
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  2. jack

    jim beam Guest

    what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another way,
    why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something knows more
    than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in july in the
    mojave desert?
     
    jim beam, Aug 7, 2009
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  3. jack

    Dave Kelsen Guest

    Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version *if
    it exists*. Jeebus.


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
     
    Dave Kelsen, Aug 7, 2009
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  4. jack

    jim beam Guest


    ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you
    qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't
    understand high school physics and can't use google...
     
    jim beam, Aug 7, 2009
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  5. jack

    jim beam Guest


    ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you
    qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't
    understand high school physics and can't use google...
     
    jim beam, Aug 7, 2009
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  6. jack

    Dave Kelsen Guest

    A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler kit.

    You respond with a lackwit question not related to his question. Your
    answer would make a modicum of sense IN THE EVENT that the fellow was
    asking for a non-Honda approved oil cooler kit. (It's all still here in
    this post, and fairly easy to understand).

    Having read this forum for years, I know that you are a pedagogical
    asshole licker unable to learn anything from anyone else, but I also
    recognize that you have some limited form of intelligence.

    The response you gave would only make sense if Honda never approved or
    recommended oil cooler kits - or anything else; if every Honda always
    had everything anyone would ever need, already built in. Since I know
    that even a monumental dickwad like you knows that not to be the case, I
    figured you misread what he wrote.

    Then you reply with this additional ad hominem non sequitur. The best
    response (not the only one, limpdick) for your inanity is to simply
    point out what a waste of skin you are, and say, from the bottom of my
    heart, **** you, you syphilitic, dung-infested sack of smegma. Just
    make the rest of the world a better place and fucking kill yourself.
    Please.

    Sincerely,

    Dave Kelsen
     
    Dave Kelsen, Aug 7, 2009
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  7. jack

    jim beam Guest


    not getting enough? [rhetorical]
     
    jim beam, Aug 8, 2009
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  8. jack

    Tegger Guest



    <snip...>


    The young fellow "jack", who can be described as the "Original Poster", or
    the "OP", also posted the very same question independently to
    rec.autos.tech.

    My reply, posted only to that group and not this one, pointed out these
    five things:
    1) OP had not specified whether he wished to cool engine or transmission
    oil.
    2) Many US-market Honda engines already come with oil coolers attached to
    the oil filter mounting point, and that OP should check to see if he
    already had one of those.
    3) Automatic transmissions already come with oil coolers (OP then refuted
    me by bizarrely claiming that ATF is not a lubricant. I kid you not).
    4) OP's local Honda dealer will have any Honda-approved devices he should
    desire, and OP should telephone them or visit them in person with his
    query.
    5) It is unwise to yourself perform an alteration of the factory
    configuration of a very much *still-warranteed* 2009 vehicle.

    Nobody in this Honda group thought of any of those points, did they?
     
    Tegger, Aug 8, 2009
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  9. jack

    Dave Kelsen Guest

    Good point, Tegger, and as beam said, I wasn't trying to reply to the
    OP, because I don't have any answers. I do recall needing an ATF cooler
    on my Odyssey, and one being recommended by Honda for my '03 Accord IF
    towing was a regular feature.

    I don't know that 4) above is correct; I would think that Honda *might*
    have the/an approved device, and it would certainly be a good place to
    ask, although we have all seen instances where the dealer didn't have a
    clue.

    I believe that 5) above would be irrelevant IF the device was
    Honda-recommended, as the OP was requesting, although perhaps not, if
    the shop doesn't do the installation.

    Hope all is well with you in the great white north; with many ISPs
    dropping usenet, this place has become kinda dusty!


    RFT!!!
    Dave Kelsen
     
    Dave Kelsen, Aug 8, 2009
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  10. jack

    Stewart Guest

    Actually, he did also ask for non OEM options as well....

    "if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy
    to install and performs well."

    Maybe he wants to add his own tow package?
     
    Stewart, Aug 8, 2009
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  11. jack

    Stewart Guest

    The provider I am using offers free access. Decent speed, a lot of
    newsgroups, though it is text only, so binary guys won't be thrilled
    with it.

    http://www.eternal-september.org/
     
    Stewart, Aug 8, 2009
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  12. jack

    jim beam Guest

    i don't understand this obsession with after-market oil coolers for
    towing. it makes as much sense as the ridiculous notion we have about
    using oversized vehicles for towing. if anyone has ever been to europe
    and seen the honking great trailers being towed by family sedans and
    hatchbacks, no oil coolers, we all might get a little better perspective
    than being suckered by people trying to sell stuff we don't need and
    that introduce a potential failure point into an otherwise tested and
    reliable system.
     
    jim beam, Aug 8, 2009
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